A Highly Scientific Ranking of Monsters by Their Romantic Potential

In the pursuit of other knowledges.

I'm gearing up for the release of my first novel and am deep in writing the second. But somehow, in the cracks and crevices of my schedule, this little piece slithered out. It's a day late to be a Valentine's Day present, but hopefully you'll appreciate it just the same. It's full of scientific rigor.

Or, some kind of rigor.

Behold: a very scientific rank…